I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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