five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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