If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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