He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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