keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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