so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Mom said you looked used
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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