is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
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Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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