So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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