I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
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also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
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I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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