No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
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i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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