She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
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Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
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The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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