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• (631): View more from New York

  Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.

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• (914): View more from New York

  im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas

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  I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.

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• (518): View more from New York

  She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess

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