Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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