I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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