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I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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