is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Randomize
