Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
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He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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