fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
do nipples grow back?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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