My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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