idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
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I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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