I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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