i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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