Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
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The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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