Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
