i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
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Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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