Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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