Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I have fence marks all over my body
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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