Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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