How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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