Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
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I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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