I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
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It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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