Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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