Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
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I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
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Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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