Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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