South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
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I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
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Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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