the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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