NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
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I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
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your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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