I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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