strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
