i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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