Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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