its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I enjoy the company of your penis
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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