this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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