On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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