I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
