okay pat passed out under dana's car
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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