in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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