if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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