Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
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