he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
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I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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