i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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