Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
Randomize
