True but thats because hes a fetus.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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